that's the game I play.

I like it because I didn't even know of its existence 2 seconds ago, but I'm already on level 235.

Can someone send me giraffe?

it's got really good graphics



you can hire people to work on your farm, but you can also capture people and use them as slaves.

Dammit, I had a migrant revolt and they burned my farm down and raped my cows. This game is hard.

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When that happens you just need to shoot one of them in the head, and the rest will fall in line. Also, keeping their wives or daughters locked in your farm house ensures it doesn't happen in the first place.

I personally have a problem with the feds snooping around my hemp patch.

I did get aa +5 pig power up for killing it and wearing the hooves on a necklace to show the other pigs who's boss.

Then I traded bacon for LSD to mix in the water of my labor force to keep them scared and in line.

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I grew poppies on my farm, made heroin from it, got high, sold the rest for a hefty price, then I bought a giant air conditioned John Deer Tractor with my proceeds.

One of my farm boys has run off with my daughter.

They won't be accepted by society by a long shot.

I got a bunch of chickens, but they all died. I think I planted them too deep and too close together.

This farming stuff should be left to the Amish.

Dirty farm joke:

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster-one that would service all of his many hens. When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"
So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave Henry a little pep talk: "Henry," he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff." And without a word, Henry strutted into the henhouse.
Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But, Henry didn't stop there. Henry went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief cried out, "Stop, Henry!! You'll kill yourself!!"
But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.
Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Henry. The farmer walked up to Henry saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you little buddy."
"Shhhhhhh," Henry whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer."

hahaha that's pretty damn good. I like it.

Someone came to my farm and raped the horses and rode off on the women.

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Somebody looted my hemp field. Should I get the electric fence or move farther away from the jr high school?

Well, if the hemp field catches on fire from the electric fence then there will be hell to pay. You'll be too high to care at the time, so there's that.

My farm was raided by the INS.

The beef I received in a trade for my frozen sheep sperm is rotten. I am not trading with my neighbors any more.

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