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gaboman




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PostSubject: The Douchiest Phone Message In History   Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:15 am
Definitely a douche. Comedy.

Hahaha brilliant.
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Lawless




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PostSubject: Re: The Douchiest Phone Message In History   Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:21 pm
LMAO What a total douche!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Douchiest Phone Message In History   Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:36 am
No really. This guy is single? Who would have guessed it.
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PostSubject: Re: The Douchiest Phone Message In History   Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:46 pm
did you guys tap my phone??

i still don't see why she never called me. She must be a lesbian.
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Lawless




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PostSubject: Re: The Douchiest Phone Message In History   Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:20 pm
Well, if she is Dekka, that would probably be the ONLY explanation for her not returning your phone calls. Then again, maybe she was in a coma after listening to the first one. She was laughing her ass off, and then tripped, knocking her head against the counter, and she's now in the hospital, laying there, refusing to come back. Yeah, that's probably it. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The Douchiest Phone Message In History   Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:04 am
Before I started dating Sherry I gave a girl and she never called me. Until now I thought she was just not interested, it never occurred to me that she could have been passive-aggressive or going through chemo. This realization coupled with the fact that I am not nearly the douche that Dmitri is makes me feel better about myself .

Mere douche doesnt do him justice. He is the Tsunami of douche
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