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PostSubject: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:10 am

He's just such a stubborn asshole that I would totally vote for him. He keeps rattling on that he's in the business of miracles that you feel you wanna tell him to pray all he wants, but if he loses, you get to give him a kick square in the bollocks. Also, he's going so flat out on the campaign trail, which he couldn't possibly win, that you just know he's got stamina in bed.

I love 'im.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:05 am

No

Well, he is better than McCain but he's not gonna win it.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:17 am


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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:20 am

well it's too bad you can't vote in the primaries.

He supports the fair tax, that's awesome.

He's way behind in the polls though right.

McCain is a wack job man, he's little Bush incarnate

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:23 am

And he's nobody's Vice President. If anybody were to ask him if he'd be their Vice President, he'd get Chuck Norris to sort them out.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:26 am

Not to mention he plays a mean bass


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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:32 am

You should change you signature to

I'm gay for Huckabee

hahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:35 am

I AM gay for Huckabee.

You can't forget, as well, he resembles the greatest American President of all time.

Charles Logan.



You can't argue with such evidence of his awesomeness.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:43 am

No no no

Charles Logan was Vice President sworn in as acting president, he wasn't the REAL president.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:47 am

Sure he was, in the 5th season. He was so awesome that he even plotted against America. Now that took balls. The kind of balls that Mike Huckabee must also have, as they resemble each other so closely.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:50 am

My bad, I didn't see the 5th season.

I will take your word on the balls thing, seems you are an expert in the field.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:54 am

You know you want him just as bad as the rest of us.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:04 am



Better watch out, looks like ol Bill's got his eye on him too.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:55 pm

Yeah, but Billy Bob hits on everybody.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:32 pm

True, true. I even saw him put the moves on his wife once. He must've be desperate for it.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:38 pm

I tell ya, that Bill is one sick character to put the moves on Hillary. DAMN.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:49 pm

She's like a dried up Margaret Thatcher.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:05 pm

I liked old Huck aight, till he made a negative commericial, then held a press conference saying he was not going to run it, but then he showed it at the press conference and said it was never too late to do the right thing.

Felt like a used car saleman gimmick to me. Since then I see him as a snake oil salesman. At least McCain fought the Viet Cong, and....

well that's enough I figure.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:11 pm

I like McCain alright, but he looks like he'd croak the day he's sworn in.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:12 pm

He is already 70, he could fall over any minute, tis true.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:18 pm

Looks like he's going to be the Republican Candidate though. I wonder if his age will factor into people's voting choice later down the line. It'll really depend on who he's up against on the Democrat's side.

If Huckabee were to go through, he'd win by a landslide. He'd even take California.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:11 am

Oh, McCain was talking shit about Huckabee in the news this past day. Basically saying he's making the primaries tougher by not dropping out.

Well tough luck grandpa! Guess what? The presidency's gonna be even harder, so get used to it if you really want to win.

If you had God* on your side, like Huckabee does, you probably wouldn't even notice.

*God is Chuck Norris.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:38 pm

If Chuck was God, he could hit himself so hard, it would kill him, which is impossible, cause you can't kill God.

But Chuck could do it I bet.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:23 pm

Was he hitting himself as God, or as Chuck Norris? Because, yes, you're right, Chuck Norris could do it.

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PostSubject: Re: I like this Huckabee fellow   Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:57 pm

If Chuck was God, he would be 100% God and 100% Chuck, so if he hit himself with full power, it might explain the existence of (insert generic David Hasselhoff joke here).

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