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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:17 am

Me = Forever Alone!

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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:52 pm

Bring back the cowboy!

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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:00 pm

I woke up at 2am in a bath tub.
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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:57 pm

I make boiler makers now. That's right. Whiskey alone is not enough and beer alone is not enough. I mix them together.

Also, I make them international. Cause I'm not a racist. I put a Heineken Beer from Holland and a Corona from Mexico, and mix it with Kentucky Deluxe Whiskey from the States.

An international Boiler maker. You don't have to like it, love it, enjoy the taste or the concept, but you have to respect it.

You must respect it.

I'm not some one world government United Nations Euro trash. But I got some hippy in me, and I see the goodness of a non racist international world made alcoholic beverage.

I get partial credit for helping to usher in a form of world peace.

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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:50 pm

You are a wise man.
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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:33 pm

Drumnk david always thinks himself a smart fellow.

Sober David sees some flaws in the idea of it.

Hungover David, who woke up last night very very very thirsty, wondered about the wisdom of drinking so much beer and alcohol before bed time without drinking a bunch of water afterwords...

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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:46 pm

I think that feeling smart when you're drumnk can be really well explained by Cliff Clavin from Cheers. We have all heard that alcohol kills brain cells, and we have also all heard that predators will attack the weakest and slowest prey because those are the easiest to catch. Thus, alcohol kills the weakest and slowest brain cells, which is why people feel smarter when they drink.

Cliff Clavin is a genius.
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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Sat Aug 03, 2013 11:27 pm

Cliff Clavin: Here we are wasting away in the desert. I never pictured that the four of us would go out like this.
Norm Peterson: How did you picture it, Cliff?
Cliff Clavin: Well, pictured Sammy getting topped by a jealous husband. Norm, I figured, you, you know... heart attack. Frasier here...
Dr. Frasier Crane: Cliff, I don't want to hear.
Cliff Clavin: You bet you don't.

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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Sun Aug 04, 2013 2:52 pm

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I make boiler makers now. That's right. Whiskey alone is not enough and beer alone is not enough. I mix them together.

Also, I make them international. Cause I'm not a racist. I put a Heineken Beer from Holland and a Corona from Mexico, and mix it with Kentucky Deluxe Whiskey from the States.

An international Boiler maker. You don't have to like it, love it, enjoy the taste or the concept, but you have to respect it.

You must respect it.

I'm not some one world government United Nations Euro trash. But I got some hippy in me, and I see the goodness of a non racist international world made alcoholic beverage.

I get partial credit for helping to usher in a form of world peace.  

I always knew you had it in you. Smile

The big question is now that you are not salting beer, what did you do with all that salt? Did you kill snails with it?

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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Sun Aug 04, 2013 9:38 pm

My doctor said no more salt, and like a punk I listened. I put salted cashews in the beer now. But rarely.

I have found putting olives in the beer/and or whiskey/and/or boiler makers makes it sweeter. There is enough salt in those to sweeten things up.

As for real salt, there is no more in the house. All gone. I sold out and went 10.2% health nazi. I feel like a hippy with a job. Hurts the moral fiber of my mind some....

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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:43 pm

No salt? White is black and up is down Sad

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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:03 pm

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No salt? White is black and up is down Sad

AND Dave is an admitted Hippie. I think he never went to the Holy land. I think he was in an old VW bus cruising around the countryside, singing with a guitar to make gas money. Clubbin\' Banana  Ron thinks he was selling hemp solar panels. I just don't know. The world has gone mad!


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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:02 am

Nymphadora wrote:
Me = Forever Alone!

Never!!! I remember when we would sit up late at night chatting! I miss those! You got me through some tough times.
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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:33 pm

Whidden smokes now, he doesn't salt his beer, he calls himself a hippie. I just... I don't understand what's happening!
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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:45 pm

The world is coming to an end!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:38 pm

I want to ride the Magic Bus. Woah Woah, Magic Bus!

I also want to be like LSD Banana, the one Fuscia posted earlier.

Clubbin\' Banana 

Look at em. Dancing there with the Acid Trip behind him. I'm a hippy all right.

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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:05 pm

LSD Banana is dancing so fast, it looks like he has four arms!! Shocked 
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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:06 pm

He is on a bad trip. We better call Dr. Drew so he can pretend to help him on his reality show.

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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:11 pm

Or we could put him on Intervention. "We are sad that you have chosen this life Banana. You aren't just hurting yourself, you are hurting us too. Please get help."
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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:50 pm

The banana has to want help for him, not for us. Clubbin\' Banana  Nope. Maybe he is just not ready yet. Also, I think Dr. Drew would bite him. Shocked 

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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:50 pm

Dr. Drew would frown a lot, look concerned and give a big speech. LSD banana would be told that We don't let the past determine the future unless we allow it too. That real change occurs through deep interpersonal experiences. Others will also say deep spiritual experiences.

Then I think LSD Banana would cry some, collect his check for being on a reality show, and go score some Acid.

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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:59 pm

Now I must respectfully disagree. LSD Banana would go on a reality show, get arrested, go to rehab, then do porn. Dr. Phil would be the next stop. Poor littler nanner.

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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:07 pm

He would go from this banana Clubbin\' Banana to this banana Doggy Style Banana 
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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:51 pm

Nope, he would go rotten and be tossed as common street trash.









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PostSubject: Re: Drumnk david insights   Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:57 pm

And then people would point and laugh at him and go "Nanner, nanner, nanner!"
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