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PostSubject: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:23 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7NNr_qrmDA

Seriously, you're all going to get shocked out of your minds from this video. You'll rub your eyes in disbelief, then shake your head through the rest of the performance.

I saw this last weekend. The girlfriend said the dude doesn't have an adams apple, that's why he sounds like that. I reckon he's missing his balls though.

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:31 pm

He keeps squinting. Do you have to shut your eyes to hit high notes?

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:23 pm

No, he's just Chinese.

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:21 pm

What's Holmes going to do when he grows up and has a voice like mine?

Or a manly voice, what if he gets one of those instead?

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:01 am

I forget how old he is, but he actually talks in a fairly... adultish voice. I mean not exactly a 41 year old programmer of whatever the hell it is you program (big machine dealies), but there's a tiny bit of bass in there none-the-less. I mean no less than other Chinese guys. In all honesty, it's not like they go out covering Barry White on their little sing-sing competitions.

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:59 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1APACVVYpA

I program stuff like that. That's an Integrex, we have one of those at work I program.

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:00 pm

Actually this link is much better, if you can get through the first minute of music and corny logos,

the last of it shows pretty much what I do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vASn4yuggzU

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:13 pm

It's funny because that video makes it look like you program a machine that makes machines that can make machines. It's all some big causality loop thing (I got that saying from you, I have no idea if it's the case or what the hell it is. I haven't read Dark Tower yet).

about 40 seconds in it looks like that one machine wants to enter the other machine from behind. But he doesn't, he just uses the tip around the rim a bit.

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:02 pm

I was all set to watch the video, then I read Grant's post. I think I'll go get some iced cream instead
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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:57 pm

I just did my taxes and I wish I was dead. Obama did some deal last year and made it so they took out less to boost the economy, and I just got cornholed on this deal.

I owe so much, I just want to go homeless.

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:45 pm

Yeah, I'm doing mine next month. I'll be handing over more than a thousand US bones to Ma Ying-Jou. I'm still trying to work out how I'm going to swing that one.

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:13 pm

Both of us have to give our money to Commie Bastards.

(joke...don't get mad at me...)

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:19 pm

No, it's fine. It's true. We really do owe them money. Chairman Mao and Stalin would be rolling over in their graves if they knew what we have become. Since when was communism about not having money and sharing wealth!?!?!



On the topic of this fat Chinese kid, he was on the news here for being an 'internet sensation' or some crap. I forget.

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:24 pm

Hey, this fat chinese kid. I assume he is a commie?

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:32 pm

Born and bred into the red army, I reckon.

Is that libelous? Hmm...

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:38 pm

Do commies have Libel laws?

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:20 pm

if you tell the truth in a Commie country, that's considered "libel"
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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:28 pm

Those commie bastards.

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:39 pm

They have libel laws, but they're called freedom super happy funtime laws. Which is less ironic than the name for laws regarding capital punishment in China: the Patriot Act.

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:47 pm

We got a patriot act, but it just means the gov can spy on you if they want.

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:18 pm

Or that's what they want you to think. Don't think I haven't noticed Sandy June disappearing from Facebook. They got to her, didn't they?

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:29 pm

All her anti Obama posts. They took her out.

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:01 pm

And with good reason. All hail Chairman Obama!


I really don't understand how all of our threads end up like this.

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:51 am

It's Obama's fault. He is a thread killer!

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PostSubject: Re: Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney   Wed May 05, 2010 2:07 am

Dude was on Ellen a couple of weeks ago. Man his chubby ass is getting around.

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