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PostSubject: I am back, JACK!   Sat Sep 21, 2013 5:44 am

Welcome me.

-HECK!

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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Sat Sep 21, 2013 5:45 am

I love how this is breaking news hahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Sat Sep 21, 2013 6:21 am

No idea who you are.

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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:24 pm

Did you leave?
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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:29 pm

Welcome sir. You drunk bastard.

You have NO IDEA man, how much I RESPECT the drunken 4 month post.

Glorious!!!!!!!!!!!!



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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:36 pm

Nymphadora wrote:
I love how this is breaking news hahahaha
We're you really stripping at a club or did you just say that to get a response?

Ha ha, I don't judge you either way. You're cool Buff. Part of me thinks I read the post wrong a couple of months back. No judging, just maybe worried you are being exploited by those men? I think it was a bluff, ha ha.


Let's try it in reverse though: I started smoking for civil rights issues 1.5 years ago. I started inhaling and actually liking cigs 2 months ago. What do you think about it? Am I an idiot? Unhealthy? Brave? Addicted? Stupid? Fighting the system like Neo in the Matrix?

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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:40 pm

I'm going to go smoke one, see you all later.


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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:41 pm

Man, after 43 years of life smoke free, I'm ready to tell the world. It's good times.

Screw the health nazi's. Smoking is for me.

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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:51 pm

Welcome back Heck!

Dave, smoker's tongues are not as soft. Just sayin' ....

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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:17 am

Sherry has thoroughly studied this, no doubt Razz

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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Wed Sep 25, 2013 3:23 pm

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I started smoking for civil rights issues 1.5 years ago. I started inhaling and actually liking cigs 2 months ago.
What were you doing for all that time if you weren't inhaling?
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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Wed Sep 25, 2013 4:59 pm

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Welcome back Heck!  

Dave, smoker's tongues are not as soft.  Just sayin'  ....
Embarassed 

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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Wed Sep 25, 2013 5:00 pm

Pippin wrote:
Whidden wrote:
I started smoking for civil rights issues 1.5 years ago. I started inhaling and actually liking cigs 2 months ago.
What were you doing for all that time if you weren't inhaling?
You just pull the smoke in your mouth and don't inhale it in your lungs.

Like Bill Clinton did with grass.


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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Wed Sep 25, 2013 5:07 pm

I remember the first time that I smoked weed I held the smoke in my mouth instead of breathing it in fully. That was unintentional, though. I think my body was making on last effort to not smoke after so long of being a good girl.
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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:00 pm

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Sherry has thoroughly studied this, no doubt Razz
Just an observation made back in the day from making out with smokers and non smokers.

I also just want a healthy Whizzle. It would comfort me to know that in 30 years from my part of the country while I am yelling at some snot nosed kid to get off my lawn, he will too.

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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:27 pm

Nay, nay, nay. Whatever damage I inflict upon myself, I have no worries. Obamacare will come through for me. Banana Flash 

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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:54 pm

Go pound sand, commie!

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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Tue May 19, 2015 7:50 pm

I will eat sand, and turn it into diamonds with my supernatural superhuman teeth.

Also, maybe I should eat some coal.

Sand might just make glass?

I wasn't that good at science as a kid or adult.

Anyhow, I will take that sand and turn it into something that will make you FEAR!!!

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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Wed May 20, 2015 1:46 pm

It might look really nice to have the diamonds and coal mixed. Like a shiny ice cream swirl of chocolate and vanilla.
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PostSubject: Re: I am back, JACK!   Thu May 21, 2015 6:03 pm

Yes, Pippin, it will look cool, like a smooth glass work of art with heliography sparks and light looking through it.

And no one should fear Whid, he is full of bluff.

Very Happy He likes to bark and yell, and then hide somewhere under the house...

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