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PostSubject: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:47 pm

Just wait until drunk HECK! gets here...

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:45 pm

A brand new thread to stumble into when I'm drunk off my a$$ on Cuervo???

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:58 pm

OOooh fun reading. Make sure someone get's ya some of those haguarter punders wiht scheese.drunken

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:05 pm

That Whizzle dammit! By the way, can we cuss here? I have 4 hears of message board cussing built up in me...

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:01 pm

I have BIG plans for this thread.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:18 pm

It's afternoon/evening over there, and none of you are drunk? I'm ashamed...
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:20 pm

Well, I plan you win your respect here in the near future.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:35 pm

I'm thinking that Grant will set things up so that we can cuss when, and where, needed! After all, we aren't going to have kiddies running around this place, are we?

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:36 pm

I cuss enough as it is. Message boards make me actually articulate more. In reali life it's mostly f'n f-that and shit damn piss.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:25 am

You can't join if your under 16. I think cussing is ok as long as you don't go overboard and porn isn't allowed unless it's really good.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:51 am

Well I am the master at writing porn. But I won't do it unless bribed with lots of money and sexual favors.

I hearby initiate this thread with the first drunkl post! I cannot believe I am the first one! I am off my ass on Jose Cuervo Black Medlallliaon. Let me tell y9ou though. The only difference between black medallion and Especial is that Black Medallion doesn't burn near as bad going down. I guess it's because (as they say on the bottle) its aged for one year in special charred oak barrels. I guess that's supposed to make all the difference. But it doesnt' Jose has gotten me drunk yet again. He has fullfilled his duty. It's Smooth and tasty.

Drunkard Clay Aiken Fantatic Extrodinaire is IN the THREAD!!! Look OUT!!!
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:44 am

You sure type good for being drunk!!! Exclamation

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:34 pm

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You sure type good for being drunk!!! Exclamation

LMAO I was just going to post that! Dang, you just wouldn't know with her would you? Maybe during spring break I'll make a drunken post, but be warned. I get drunk and start talking about how hot pirates are and stuff.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:43 pm

Only when yer drunk?!?!?!?!?!?

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:23 pm

WHIZZLE!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:54 pm

:loll:

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:55 pm

That's me with the sign and the bad teeth.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:07 pm

So that is me with the big tooth? what am I kookla? Shocked

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:10 pm

A Kookaburra? Exclamation

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:13 pm

no that monster thingy from Kookla fran and ollie. Dang, I knew an old reference and you didn't.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:14 pm

I'v never heard of Kookla fran and ollie. There must be a wide gaping hole in my knowledge of pop culture....


Crying or Very sad

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:16 pm


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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:32 pm

Oh, I remember them, from when I was a wee little lad. The Bigger one in that pic scared me some. I would have been 3 or 4 years old, along in there.

I told my mom he scared me and to turn the channel.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:35 pm

I must have seen them on the Bob Hope show, or Hee Haw, or some other special, cause I just now looked at the run time for the show and it ran in the 50's, and I aint that old.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:12 pm

Dude, please, please do not mention Hee Haw in a thread that bears my namesake. It makes me shiver.

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