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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:29 am

holy hot damn dawg, I think that's the most fucked up I've seen you up in here
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:47 pm

How much do you have to drink to be that unintelligible??? Is Heck still alive???? :drunk:
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 7:05 pm

Damn. That was pretty damn drunk right there!


Got me a new sig line now thanks to Heckster!

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:25 pm

HECK! wrote:

Martne Lawrence suck s my bal



-HECK!

Poor poor Heck. Now that is love, letting Martne suck his only ball. Now we know, so we should refrain from making jokes about ballS when we know that poor Heck only has one left. :irked: Seriously though man, if you only have one left, why risk it?Suspect

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:35 pm

it was graeat loved it, still don't know what the hell he's talking about but it was great



Oh yeah and HECK!

COngrats, the RAMS won YAY cheers Banana Dancing cheers

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:55 pm

As did my Cowboys!!! That makes us 8 and 1!!!! YAY!!! First time since 1995.
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:41 am

*don't rub it in, the Rams are 1-8*
the panthers blew it, argh!

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:59 am

Normally I don't pay attention to football. The only reason I know our wins and losses is because I heard it on TV while walking through the living room
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:06 pm

Dammit, not sure what was going on there.

Did I type 'meow'?

Hells yeah the Rams won! 1-8, better than 0-9.

-HECK!

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:29 pm

what was the choice of drink that caused that?
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:38 pm

Bacardi and Miller Lite. Not the best combo.

In classic drunk mode I remember honestly wondering why you and Whizzle weren't online. Of course it was ass in the morning east coast time. I think I tried to give you guys props.

Don't drink during the week these days so the shit hit me quick on Saturday.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:59 pm

Is Barcardi Rum?

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:10 pm

Yessir.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:25 pm

YEAH!!!! I love Bacardi
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:08 pm

I was drunk for the first time last night. Very, very drunk. I threw up fourteen times, and I don't even have too many funny stories to tell. Oh man, I'll be shying away from the booze for a while now.
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:49 pm

i can't remember how many times i said i was gonna lay off the booze.... lol
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:19 pm

No, I'm serious, I won't give it up altogether, but no more than a single beer at a time for a long time, because I don't feel good at all today and I don't want to feel like this again any time soon. I'm not hung over, but I feel woozy and weak. Besides, I don't even like the taste of beer, so it won't be hard for me to give it up Smile
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:22 pm

Smirnoff is good beer. Actually it shouldn't be called beer at all.... because it's not beer to me. It's bottled like beer and that's about it. It's really yummy... all fruity and stuff.
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:23 pm

did you play drinking games and end up chugging lots of beer?
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:25 pm

chugging beer.... reminds me of my one and only keg stand.... never ever ever doing that again.....
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:35 pm

No games, I was disappointed. Not even the promised beer pong! I did do a tiny tiny bit of chugging. Not a lot at all, but I followed up the mini chug with a shot of whiskey, oh man.

One of things that I learned last night: I was telling Leonna that I learned last night that drinking doesn't make OCD go away! I was crawling all over the floor trying to straighten the rugs and was getting upset because as soon as I had them all straight someone would stumble around on them and mess them up again Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:39 pm

That might have been the reason you got so sick! "Beer before liquor, never been sicker....."
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:34 pm

haha I get OCD when I drink. Give me a bottle of whiskey and I'll give you a clean apartment.
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:37 pm

I might take you up on that someday Dekka....lol
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:58 am

Leonna wrote:
Smirnoff is good beer. Actually it shouldn't be called beer at all.... because it's not beer to me. It's bottled like beer and that's about it. It's really yummy... all fruity and stuff.

Smirnoff is beer in America? It's vodka in Australia.
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