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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:15 pm

HECK doing a kegstand at the party, more pictures to come...



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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:24 pm

HAHA!! you would think that I would have seen someone do that since i'm in college. but not so far.
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:30 pm

Plenty of time, trust me. By your last year you'll be tired of keg stands I'm sure.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:31 pm

haha... i suppose
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Fri May 18, 2007 7:42 pm

What? No one's been in here since February? Surely someone has tied one on since then! *knocks away the cobwebs and sweeps up the dust*

Well, Jose Cuervo and I have a date tonight so I might just have to come make a fool of myself later in this thread.

*kicks over old beer can pyramid*
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat May 19, 2007 8:56 am

we all decided to quit drinking, and judge those who do with righteous condemnation.
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat May 19, 2007 12:02 pm

That's right, Dekka... but, I slipped last night, and drank some beers!

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat May 19, 2007 9:38 pm

I got too frikking drunk to even get near the computer last night.

Damn Jose Cuervo Oranjo.
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:39 am

So there is beer. I drank it. Much. Munich. That's German city. Germany has beer. See, it all comes back to the Matrix.

Settle.

I had a great day at work. Those that talk to the HECK know I am doing the thing. But I am about to go into sales maybe in a month or so. Great news. It is money time. Shit. I will be banking. We'll see. Regard. Super cool. Yes.

So I have beer.

Miller Lite. Did I drive to get smokes? Yes. So I made it back. Don't shizer on me. I made it back fudgers.

Not bad.

Seriously, I want a progress report from all of you now. Each one, currently.

We are a net crew and motherfucker we're gonna keep shit live.

Yizzzzzzzzzah.

Silver Surfer was dope, shit your pies. Better than Spider-Man tres. Fuckit.

I will see the Transformers next week before all you salbasses.

Nothin' but fist pumps and handshakes. Love to my brothers from other mothers.

PS- BOW DOWN.

Beer it suckas.

I will take a pixcture of my Millers for you to have and keep in a chest of some sort.

Hold.

I took a drink of beer. Now my face hurts. I will play PS2 and whoops some kind of ass.

PS Vegas trip who's down? Whizzle and Gabizzle are in for real. The ladies of this place need to figure it out. Let's roll. Play some dice. Throw them bones!!

Bones. Boner. Teehee.

Shut up.

Spell check is the shitzzle.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:00 am

HECK! wrote:

Miller Lite. Did I drive to get smokes? Yes. So I made it back. Don't shizer on me. I made it back fudgers.
Dude'll do anything to meet Paris Hilton.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:16 am

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So there is beer. I drank it. Much. Munich. That's German city. Germany has beer. See, it all comes back to the Matrix.


Though your logic lacks structure, and the sentence makes little sense, the thought itself is sound, and I'm proud that The Matrix has infiltrated your sub ego to such a point, that even while hammered on beer, you still are embedded with the sentient points of the movies dogma.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:50 pm

this is great, i love the drunken posts

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:56 am

It had been awhile. I felt like I was neglecting my true self.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:12 pm

seems like you made up for it

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:25 am

I'm cheating on Jose Cuervo. I'm so ashamed. No not really....

99 proof peach schnapps.

F*ck yeah baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!One!!Exclamationmark!!1
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:59 pm

I think this thread should be renamed after ME!!! I'm drunk biches!! WHOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!

Does anyone else get really horny when they're drunk or is it just me???

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:01 am

OMG!!! Did I just reveal that being drunk makes me very amorous????

OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:02 am

I'm going to postwhore just because I am drunk and I can. Come get me boys!!!!!!!!!!!!


YEEEEEE!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:38 am

your not the only one Wink

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:41 am

ORGY!!!!

Group sex in the general thread! Come on guys!! How much better of an opportunity are you gonna get than that?!:!

HAHAHAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:52 am

group cyber, too funny

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:56 am

I could do it. And totally ruin all the men for the rest of thier lives. Seriously. HAHAH

Oh lord. I'm soused.

Horn...EEEEEE...

Hehahahahahahhaheheheheheaaa
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:58 am

me and pluse or pluse and i whatever are in chat woman

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:17 pm

Oh good lord. Never drink and post Never drink and post Never drink and post...

*Snort*
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:05 pm

You spell good when you are drunk, I make a lot of typo's. Thing is, I proof read it, and it looks just fine. I go back later all sober, and think "What the hell!?!?!?!?"

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