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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:49 pm

Yeah I don't know how I do it. I am always surprised at the lack of typo's I make when I'm trashed.
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:40 pm

I usually hang my face about an inch from the keyboad and type like someone whose never seen a computer before. Takes forever.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:55 pm

Not me, I type away, secure in the knowledge that my typing is correct.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:16 pm

Every time you lie a small bird dies.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:57 pm

What, like a KFC meal? Cause I dig the KFC. Cool

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:03 pm

Yes, but only the extra crispy kind, not original recipe.

I hate extra crispy.

Now I want KFC. Thanks a lot.

The only one I know near me was torn down. They are re-building it, but it's not done yet.

Albertson's has this $5 chicken meal deal, but it's not the same.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:05 pm

I dig the KFC while I got the slaw and the biscuit and the fried skin stuff still on the chicken.

When I get down to the lower white meat, and it's kind of dry, and I got no sides left, I normally bail, and had that stuff over to the dogs. I am well loved for that. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:13 pm

I hate slaw like no other. I hate slaw almost as much as biggotry. And boy do I hate biggots. Seriously.

For my money, it's all about the gravy and potatoes. I could like off that shit for a year, easy.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:16 pm

I dig biggots, and I dig the slaw. The slaw is really watery, but with flavor. So it makes the chicken not so dry.

My fav slaw is KFC. My fav biggot is probably Mel Gibson, but that Kramer fellow is cool too!

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:44 pm

KFC's 'slaw is pretty good. I like the stuff you make at home more, though.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:05 pm

KFC's slaw is the best hands down. I don't like extra crispy chicken either but that's only because I despise chicken skin. BLECH! Peel that shit off right away.

Taters and gravy? Oh hell yes. It's almost blasphemy NOT to eat the stuff.
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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:04 am

No joke, the best fried kicken I've tried is in a small chain here in Taiwan. It's Taiwanese style, but it's delicious. It comes in plain and spicey, and it's so damn juicy and meaty it tastes so damn good.

Really fatty though Sad trust me, I know.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:37 am

KFC's slaw, is hands down, da bomb!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:42 am

Fuck that, I hate slaw. It's like a cat puked up grass on top of carrot strips. Nasty.

The chicken is the best ever though. You know whenever you see the bucket you're just happier in life.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:39 am

Alright, had a few... I am going to give my own introduction and then continue when the guest of honor arrives. Give me a few hours...

That being said, please welcome this threads guest of honor. You know him, you love him, it's Drunk HECK!

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:18 am

YAY!

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:56 am

Alrith, one props to thelady hangning

Lets go tp thepoint

I dont care for much oft heseeeeeeeeeeee

lets break it


ou are a rookie

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:58 am

haha that was a mess

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:59 am

For the start, lets see it how the lands go. I tell you what, onfce shit goes down homes, or jolmes, I will figure it all down.

I am the original piece on top of this piece so; I just herad Martine LAWrenece say someting about trek.

You are great. Maybe. If you wanna see some stuff, go on tthe internets

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:04 am

alll i want to do is paly the poker. But the bitche is not doinfg itt that is how it is.

You know what question mark.

Dekka should be here. That assfuick should be here. %Tota;

I am going to smoke.

A cif

Cig

Martne Lawrence suck s my bal

Love you guys. every not one.

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:14 am

yeah Dek's a cool dude

and all you guys are funny as hell when you post drunk

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:44 am

For realets be onthe serou;y

i really like you guys. you all should im now i have the internets.

bythe way,

yo have to respect beer.
whizzzle us= cool

meow.













Serioasuly I likw you all. Mwee October



















loooooooooooooooovelt

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:52 am

we;re all rock stars, we alwauw be.




bitches of great.


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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:58 am

Itis time for the gerat. Great. Trying to sell you something. not ever call ir! NO!

N ec good bitches. Loves amd chilcen g;oves.

Fuck that. Lets roll. Fight Club style.

Love

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PostSubject: Re: HECK's Official Tales of Boozebaggery & Drunkness   Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:59 am

Ok, last one...

please let the Rams win.

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