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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:29 pm

Listen up pork burger, you flaming charbroiled leg of ham. You and your unanswering phone self is/are a big pile of steaming hog intestine, dried up and salted into processed pork rinds.

Your stink is legendary. Answer the phone next time dammit.

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:31 pm

Heck.. Dave is owning you!!!

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:35 pm

Cut Heck! a break. He is my 11 year old girl. These posts never should have been released to the forum.

I blame Fuscia for releasing them. She drove me to post what I did. Sad

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:39 pm

Well, I think that we need to send the Police to her house, and put her under arrest.

Someone must stop fuscia from spreading anymore online diseases.

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:40 pm

I can't believe she won an Oscar. Neutral

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:41 pm

Who voted to give her one?

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:43 pm

Same people that gave it to Marisa Tomei.

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:49 pm

Well, they must be hog tied, and given wet willies.

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:24 pm

Whizzle you are supposed to call us rat bastards. That is your catch phrase, and you must stick to it.:rant:

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:35 pm

Well, you know that Dave can't always stick to it!

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:38 pm

I blame his obession with the anus burger. Poor bugger is all confused.

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:44 pm

I know... I can't believe that he became so obsessed with such a thing. I wonder if Sandy June knows how bad it's become!

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:31 am

somone mentioned BACON! BACON BACON BACON! ITS BACON!!!

or beggin' strips or somesuch...

my work* here is done


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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:26 am

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Listen up pork burger, you flaming charbroiled leg of ham. You and your unanswering phone self is/are a big pile of steaming hog intestine, dried up and salted into processed pork rinds.

Your stink is legendary. Answer the phone next time dammit.

I'm gonna toss this apple in your pig mouth so the sad squeels will subside. I know it's tough for you, being a cross between Babe and that pig guard in Jabba's palace, but don't take your pig anger out on me. Raise that hoof high and say, "I am a pig beast but that doesn't make me less of a pig." Re-focus the pigginess elsewhere or I think I might dine on pickled pigs feet tonight.

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:26 am

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I can't believe she won an Oscar. Neutral

LA Confidential was pretty dope though... you ever check it?

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:27 am

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Heck.. Dave is owning you!!!

Hehe, that'll be the day.

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:48 am

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Lawless wrote:
Heck.. Dave is owning you!!!

Hehe, that'll be the day.

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that would also probably be the day Sylvester catches Tweety, of the coyote gets the roadrunner. also known as THE END OF THE WORLD. also, anyone who hasn't seen LA confidential, or thinks it sucked (or both) is a pig of the highest order (or lowest, whichever is more comically insulting)
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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:20 am

Shadow, you are doing the lords work brother.

LA Confidential is one of my favorite movies. I wish my dad was Bud White. Movie made Russell Crowe a big star.

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:27 pm

the one thing i didn't like was that they killed of kevin spacey's character. oh well, excellent non-pig movie none the less
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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:22 pm

Yeah, I didn't expect that. The way they billed it was Spacey was the main star. Probably because he was relatively fresh off of his Usual Suspects win. The movie worked out awesomely still.

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:22 pm

Jack Bauer's dad killed off Kevin Spacey. You know what else Jack's dad was in?

Babe. The story about Heck! in his early days, before he put on the weight. That'll do pig!


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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:50 pm

ROFL lol!

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:57 pm

The pigman cometh with jokes? Lemme look at the window...



Yup, I thought so.

Whatever name you go by in your Piggy adventures, be it Bacon Boy or Lard Lad, dunno, keep hoofin' around outside your sty and you might get your curly tail straightened out. Go dress up like Boss Hogg, watch your DVD of Porky's and sharpen your tooth on the post outside.

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:08 pm

Boy, your a stickin in my Pulmonary Aterty. Actually it's a vein, not an aterty. Whatever it is, I'm not fregin George Clooney here, this aint E.R., but whatever it is, your piggy fatty acids are a cloggin up my style. So take your pickled pigs feet, and hit the street.

Answer your damn phone when I call!

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PostSubject: Re: The Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter...   Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:28 pm

Your pigginess will always get voicemail. Dial P for pig next time.

I don't know what that means.

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