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PostSubject: Re: Paris goin to jail, gonna do hard time, life is good.   Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:37 pm

Oh boo hoo, poor Paris, she doesn't feel like eating in prison and it's cold.

Next time perhaps she won't drive after getting herself smashed on barcadi and coke.

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PostSubject: Re: Paris goin to jail, gonna do hard time, life is good.   Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:02 pm

won't it be so funny if after she gets out of jail she starts acting all hard?

"I'm P-Hilton, and yeah, I BEEN TO PRISON!"
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PostSubject: Re: Paris goin to jail, gonna do hard time, life is good.   Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:15 pm

I cried in the car, took a shank in the yard,
went pee in a jar, but I'm street thug hard. Yo.

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PostSubject: Re: Paris goin to jail, gonna do hard time, life is good.   Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:26 pm

Her crunk mug is gonna have some extra jewels on it, that's for sure.

Man, I hope that dumb bitch gets scissored by some thugged up Chicana with a mullet, tear drop tattoo and a bad attitude.

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PostSubject: Re: Paris goin to jail, gonna do hard time, life is good.   Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:33 pm

Paris Hilton To Do First Boo-Hoo Jail Interview With Larry King

June 25th, 2007 at 13:00 by Stuart Heritage

Make the most of these next few hours - Paris Hilton is released from jail tomorrow, which means you haven't got long until you only see a skinny, vague, wonky-eyed internet porn star yakking about how hard her life is everywhere you look.

And the first place you'll see Paris Hilton crying and explaining how tough it is to stay in on her own in a two-person cell in a prison designed especially for famous people is on Larry King Live. Paris Hilton has agreed to let Larry King interview her for free on Wednesday.

Larry King, knowing that he needs to make the Paris Hilton interview as sensational as possible, has decided to arrange the interview into segments - the interview will open with the 'Paris Hilton: I'm really, like, sorry and shit' segment before delving into the nitty gritty with segments entitled 'Paris Hilton: prison's like a small room where you have to sleep and stuff', 'Paris Hilton: the mean girls called me bad names' and 'Paris Hilton: I see there's a camera running. Would you like me to suck you off? It's sort of what I do.'

Right now Paris Hilton is probably going through the tearful process of saying goodbye to the prison life she's known so well over the last three weeks - fondly letting go of the rock-hard bed she had to sleep on, letting Mary The Arsonist try to shiv her in the ribs one last time and shitting in her trousers just for old time's sake.

Tomorrow Paris Hilton will be released from her hard 23-day sentence in a cushy jail - a process she's already used to because she's already been released from jail once.

However, this time Paris Hilton's freedom won't end with a judge ordering her back to court and then chucking her in jail again; it'll end with a chat with an affable old man who's most famous for asking Elizabeth Taylor if she's dead.


Larry King has secured the first post-jail interview with Paris Hilton, scheduled for this Wednesday. Paris Hilton won't be paid for the Larry King interview, after members of Paris Hilton's family apparently tried unsuccessfully to get network broadcasters to pay a million dollars for the interview. The LA Times reports:

In a chaotic series of negotiations this week, ABC executives said they were told by Hilton's family that "Today's" Meredith Vieira had won the interview because NBC had offered to pay close to $1 million to license the footage, a story that NBC rejected as untrue. In a statement released through a spokesman this afternoon, Hilton said: "I am thrilled that Larry King has asked me to appear on his program to discuss my experience in jail, what I have learned, how I have grown and anything else he wants to talk about. Larry King is not only a world-renowned journalist, but a true American icon. It will be an honor to do his show."


It's a prestigious interview for Larry King, or at least it would be if Paris Hilton hadn't already blabbed to Barbara Walters and Ryan Seacrest on the phone already. On the basis of those interviews we're guessing that we already know what Paris Hilton will talk about with King. First Paris Hilton will show remorse for driving on a suspended license after being arrested for drink driving, following which Paris Hilton will reiterate claims that her jail sentence was a message from God that's taught her to only use her celebrity for good.

It'll be a big moment for Paris Hilton - appearing on something as well-respected as Larry King's show will be her first uneasy steps to public acceptance. If it goes well enough, the public will be quick to forget her past and accept the new socially aware Paris Hilton for what she is. Maybe people will even start buying her album again.
OK, perhaps that's going a bit too far.

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PostSubject: Re: Paris goin to jail, gonna do hard time, life is good.   Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:01 pm

Larry King wants to do the interview with Hilton because he has 2 wives, 5 children, 8 pair suspenders and 1 haircut that's as old as her.

I hope she gets the electric chair.

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PostSubject: Re: Paris goin to jail, gonna do hard time, life is good.   Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:04 pm

wiat a min, i thought she was doing 45 days, it hasnt been 45 days yet has it

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PostSubject: Re: Paris goin to jail, gonna do hard time, life is good.   Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:41 pm

Yeah, I thought that she was sent back and had to do the entire time. Hmmmmmmmmm...

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PostSubject: Re: Paris goin to jail, gonna do hard time, life is good.   Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:38 pm

I saw about 20 mintues of it, and just got so sick. She blamed the judge, the press, she seemed to take little or NO credit for her problems.


To hear her talk, she was a DAMN POW IN VIETNAM for 30 years instead of some stupid idiot who got less than a month in the county lock up.

I got so mad, I just left the room, and read some.

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PostSubject: Re: Paris goin to jail, gonna do hard time, life is good.   Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:08 pm

I wasn't going to watch that crap if you paid me.

And props to US Weekly for not covering that whore in their magazine this week.

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PostSubject: Re: Paris goin to jail, gonna do hard time, life is good.   Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:18 pm

I read that the viewers for the show were 3 times the normal number.

Seriously, people are always going on about how they're uninterested in her life and she's pathetic and they don't care about anything she says, does, whatever, and wonder why the media spends so much time on her.

Well, this is exactly why: because you suckers actually watch this crap!

Seriously, ignore her and she'll go away.

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PostSubject: Re: Paris goin to jail, gonna do hard time, life is good.   Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:50 pm

I saw parts of the interview on LK. Paris is a joke...who does she think she's fooling?

I loved Anderson Cooper when he cut her up. He's a rich boy (Vanderbilt Family) and he can't even relate to her in any way.

Why all the media fuss about this tramp?!?!
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